Sept 26th - audio

Date: 2015-09-23 09:18 am (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (oh shit. *hides behind hermann*)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
[Following this starter and this conversation. The messages come separately, but in a very short period of time.]

Date: 2015-09-23 09:20 am (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (I'm confused)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
[It starts off okay. Newt makes a genuine effort to NOT FREAK OUT, though he sounds frazzled and more manic than usual.]
Hey! Qubit! Buddy! Hi! Pick up, man. I've got a favor to ask. Big one. Pick up, pick up. I really need you to pick up.
Please be awake. Call me back asap, okay? Okay dude. Please. Like. Now. Kind of an emergency.

Date: 2015-09-23 09:24 am (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (well yeah you could do that)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
Okay, yeah, well, I-I get it if you're still asleep--Iiiiii probably wouldn't be up myself--but I've kind of got a BIG problem and I really need you to call me back AS SOON AS you get this message.

Please. Pretty please.

Date: 2015-09-23 09:28 am (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (you get it don't you?)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
DUDE. PICK UP. Pick up, man, I'm KIND OF freaking out here and I really need to borrow one of your portals. I swear. Just one. Two minutes tops and then you can go RIGHT back to sleep or I'll buy you some Dunkin' or give you my kidney or something I don't care I need you to make me a portal. I will never ask for another thing as long as I live.

Date: 2015-09-23 09:59 am (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (*whimper*)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
No, seriously, man. [Deep breath, deep breath, maybe not so deep breath and a few hysterical giggles.] I am freaking the fuck out-- Qubit...please. I need you. Please pick up. pickuppickuppickup. Hermann's-- He--

Hermann teleported himself to GERMANY and he can't get back. I didn't know what else to do-- Look, whatever you want in return, name it. Firstborn, all yours. Just--I don't think I can wait, this is driving me nuts. It's like a panic attack PLUS Hermann-withdrawals--

[His voice sounds distant, as if he's pulled the phone away.] Oh fuck, it is.

Date: 2015-09-23 09:09 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (oh shi-)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
[Yes, yes he did send you four in two minutes. Restraint and Newt are not especially well acquainted. He would have done more. The relief in his voice rings clear.] Oh, god, yes, thank you, man.

Garmisch. Hold on. He texted me his coordinates!

[Which he now texts you.] 47.496873, 11.075778

Oh. Uh.

...If he asks, tell him I handled this like a calm and rational adult, okay?

Date: 2015-09-23 10:49 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (OH)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
WHAT? You're just going to leave me here? [Hurry, dude. And be gentle. That's his BFF you got there--his BFF.]

1 of 12?

Date: 2015-09-26 08:14 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (trying to explain)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
Dude, your moments are like my mom's idea of a moment. You can't say moment and take four hours.

Date: 2015-09-26 08:15 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (well yeah you could do that)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
Ok. So it hasn't been four hrs but you know.

Date: 2015-09-26 08:16 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (hey!!!)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
Where the fuck are you? More importantly do you have Hermann? Is he okay? What happened? Are you in jail? Are you detained? What is taking so long?

Date: 2015-09-26 08:16 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (now wait a gosh darn minute)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
You said a moment. I'm having some serious trust issues right now. This moment is dragging out longer and longer by the minute.

Date: 2015-09-26 08:17 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (I will throw this at you ok)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
This is a sick joke isn't it? You tell my douchey roommate that I'm tossing out all his tea if he's doing this on purpose. I'm going to have a Boston Tea Party in the bathtub! Minus the un-PC costumes.

Date: 2015-09-26 08:18 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (hey!!!)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
I'm going to paint the apartment pink!! Hello Kitty style!

Date: 2015-09-26 08:18 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (what?)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
Wtever-lovingf guys? Are you, like, going to Oktoberfest without me or something? This is not cool. Come get me so we can have a party together.

Date: 2015-09-26 08:19 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (deep breaths)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
Promise I'm a super-fun drunk.

Date: 2015-09-26 08:20 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (crush hazard)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
I'm super fun anyway, who are we kidding?

Date: 2015-09-26 08:20 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (talking with my hands)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
I want bratwurst ok. If you get Hermann drunk and in lederhosen, I want pictures.

Date: 2015-09-26 08:21 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (yakkity yak)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
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driftsintobuffetline: (let me explain why you're WRONG)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
[In German. Also, he doesn't know if Qubit speaks German and assumes only Hermann will understand this if they're still in possession of their phones.] Whoever has my two asshole friends, please keep them. No, seriously, kindly release them before I come retrieve them myself and kick your asses. I am big, burly, and I know kung fu. I make Chuck Norris cry. Come at me, bro.

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Date: 2015-09-26 08:38 pm (UTC)
driftsintobuffetline: (let me explain why you're WRONG)
From: [personal profile] driftsintobuffetline
SO YOU ADMIT IT. that's two and a half minutes too long

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