[In German. Also, he doesn't know if Qubit speaks German and assumes only Hermann will understand this if they're still in possession of their phones.] Whoever has my two asshole friends, please keep them. No, seriously, kindly release them before I come retrieve them myself and kick your asses. I am big, burly, and I know kung fu. I make Chuck Norris cry. Come at me, bro.
minute moment tomayto tomahto still too long dude. Throw him over your shoulder and haul his ass back.
No, you know what? Since you're both probably getting fucked over by the out of bounds step anyway, we might as well all rebel and go kick around Germany a bit, go to Oktoberfest. They do that now iirc. Come on... Or let me go, Hermann and I'll kick around his hometown a while, see sights...idk. Dude, I'm bored.
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Oh asnd these are all text messages if that wasn't clear
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NEWTON, IT HAS BEEN THREE AND A HALF MINUTES.
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Gottlieb's fine. We're heading back now.
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No, you know what? Since you're both probably getting fucked over by the out of bounds step anyway, we might as well all rebel and go kick around Germany a bit, go to Oktoberfest. They do that now iirc. Come on... Or let me go, Hermann and I'll kick around his hometown a while, see sights...idk. Dude, I'm bored.