You said a moment. I'm having some serious trust issues right now. This moment is dragging out longer and longer by the minute.
This is a sick joke isn't it? You tell my douchey roommate that I'm tossing out all his tea if he's doing this on purpose. I'm going to have a Boston Tea Party in the bathtub! Minus the un-PC costumes.
I'm going to paint the apartment pink!! Hello Kitty style!
Wtever-lovingf guys? Are you, like, going to Oktoberfest without me or something? This is not cool. Come get me so we can have a party together.
I'm super fun anyway, who are we kidding?
I want bratwurst ok. If you get Hermann drunk and in lederhosen, I want pictures.
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Oh asnd these are all text messages if that wasn't clear
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driftsintobuffetline
2015-09-26 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[In German. Also, he doesn't know if Qubit speaks German and assumes only Hermann will understand this if they're still in possession of their phones.] Whoever has my two asshole friends, please keep them. No, seriously, kindly release them before I come retrieve them myself and kick your asses. I am big, burly, and I know kung fu. I make Chuck Norris cry. Come at me, bro.
[in English. he did not read all those before sending this.]
NEWTON, IT HAS BEEN THREE AND A HALF MINUTES.
NEWTON, IT HAS BEEN THREE AND A HALF MINUTES.
SO YOU ADMIT IT. that's two and a half minutes too long
When did I ever say "one minute"? Go back and see if I said that, maybe it'll keep you busy for ten seconds.
Gottlieb's fine. We're heading back now.
Gottlieb's fine. We're heading back now.
minute moment tomayto tomahto still too long dude. Throw him over your shoulder and haul his ass back.
No, you know what? Since you're both probably getting fucked over by the out of bounds step anyway, we might as well all rebel and go kick around Germany a bit, go to Oktoberfest. They do that now iirc. Come on... Or let me go, Hermann and I'll kick around his hometown a while, see sights...idk. Dude, I'm bored.
No, you know what? Since you're both probably getting fucked over by the out of bounds step anyway, we might as well all rebel and go kick around Germany a bit, go to Oktoberfest. They do that now iirc. Come on... Or let me go, Hermann and I'll kick around his hometown a while, see sights...idk. Dude, I'm bored.
Mr. Qubit, I'm sure you know there is a supermoon eclipse this evening. If you're interested in a decent viewing at any point, we're located at 43.287616, -73.567042 in Hudson Falls, New York and you're welcome to join us.
I may just take you up on that. Want me to bring anything?
Well if you plan to stay long, I'd advise food of some sort. Create another pair of binoculars if you can do so without too much trouble. We have one pair and a small telescope here already.
I'm going to break something.
I'm sorry for texting you so late
but I can't sleep and...
but I can't sleep and...
Edited 2015-10-04 03:48 (UTC)
I just want to pin that man to a wall for what he did
I know that's not healthy
I know that it's not right to hurt anyone
no matter what they've done
I know that it's not right to hurt anyone
no matter what they've done
but I can't stop seeing it when I close my eyes
and I'm so tired
and I'm so tired
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